Wait… why am I telling Justin not to piss his kidnappers off? Actually, go ahead and piss them off. Justin, if you’re kidnapped by two angry looking guys who ask you who you’re fucking, you might not want to piss them off further. “So I hear you are with Selena now!” Joe stated, staring down the smaller “N-nick? Joe, what the fuck?” Justin spat after Joe had thrown him on the Why did we all know this was true before the story told us? Justin Beiber stands in hallways to text. Justin’s eyes widen in panic as a strong arm wrappedĪround his waist and he was dragged back down the corridor and into a room, Pocket he pulled out his phone, smiling at the message he’d received.Ĭlicking reply he was about to start typing when a hand came from behindĬovering his mouth. Justin strode down the red carpet lining the floor of the hotel roomĬorridor with his usual over confident attitude. “You know! We could teach the little bitch a lesson!” Joe smirked, “I’m so fucking sick of this kid!” Nick continued. It’s nice to know that celebrities hate Justin just as much as the rest of us. ” He looks like a little boy” laughed Joe. The picture of Justin Bieber shirtless, with a tie hanging round his neck, “No way! I never thought she’d go for him!” replied Joe in shock looking at “Apparently the rumours about Selena and him are true, and he’s “Have you seen this?” Nick asked, spinning the laptop around to show Joe To be clear, yes, that is both Joe and Nick in the above picture. “What’s up bro?” Joe enquired looking over at his younger brother sat in “No fucking way!” shouted Nick, breaking the silence in the room. Note: This story contain graphic attempts at describing sexual interxourse, usually between humans, but occasionally between other sentient creatures. But, I also know that I should just go ahead and get started. I also know that this story by Owen Michaels (he stands by his work) definitely won’t. But, I also know, that won’t stop me from trying. Alright, ladies and fine gents! To be frank, I know that I probably won’t be able to top last weeks abomination.